Everything I'm learning about parenting comes from Family Guy

Don't let your kid jump on the bed:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9JqLMG2vbk

Feed your kid before they feed themselves (never let them have soda):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqTH5ll1StI

Answer your kid the first time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNkp4QF3we8&feature=related

Baby gates save lives:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cm9ExcTOhsY

Child obesity is a serious problem:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBsAxbQ6m2U

Kids are easily entertained:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PD8W2OogE0

Babies don't like formula as much as breast milk:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn572zrAgHM&playnext=1&list=PL1434071F0CA74CA5